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Minimalism :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 0 3 Dark Thoughts :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 3 2 The Rose in the Wall :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 1 3 Cute Lyndis Color Version :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 3 3 House of Court :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 1 5 Space 'n shit :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 1 2 The Pinnacle of Human Achievement. :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 1 4 The Tunnel :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 2 0
Literature
Rotting Gummi Worms
The worms are coming.
I hear them.
Every night, they creep a bit closer,
slithering,
sliding,
inching
towards me, on their disgusting,
slimy,
segmented,
and round little bodies.
I hear them.
Their mirthy chattering voices from their honey comb holes.
I listen with dread to their
snidely,
snickering,
whisperings as they speak naught but nonsense to the other.
I cringe as I hear the intermittent
ejaculations
of hysterical laughter.
I lie in bed.
I lie in wait.
Waiting.
Waiting for the worms to come.
Waiting for the worms to cum.
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Art Versus Artist :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 1 17 Pheraelife's 2016 Let's Go colored :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 4 16 What did I do to deserve this? :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 5 5 ooooo Wwweeeeeeeeeee oooooooooooooooooo :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 2 31 Marking His Territory :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 4 11 First bowl of Gumbo ever made :iconcandrawjacksship:Candrawjacksship 4 11
Literature
Eyes of Gold
By the moonlight and scent of rain,
I chase down my enemies and deliver pain.
Of their existence, I am their bane,
One by one, they lose their brains.
I'm a werecat, remember the name,
There's none alive who can tame.
I run wild and anchorless, I feel no shame,
I search for the one who feels the same.
My eyes are regal, haughty and proud,
My ears detect your approach, its much too loud.
My paws carry me away, silent as a cloud,
My nose will track you, even through the crowd.
Through the dark of night without a sound,
I've stalked you round and round.
I cross the distance in a single bound,
I do believe I like what I've found...
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  • Listening to: Yo Mama
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...I tried to name this recipe something really weird but still relevant, but failed.  Plz forgive me.
(for :iconjokerkiing:)
ingredients - 1 precooked Lobster, cashews, 1 lemon, 2 tbsp butter, slap yo mamma (or salt and pepper >=^/) rosemary, tartar sauce.
To make:
Remove lobster tail by gripping, and then twisting out, so that you get as much meat as possible when it comes out.  Cut tail in two and remove as much meat as possible.  Remove Claws and extract the meat from them as well.  Break the lobster body in half (from top to bottom) and scoop out the meat from shell walls.  Be sure to get any stray shell bits out of your lobster meat pile, since they are extremely distracting to accidentally eat.

Take the lemon, and zest it.  (Its where you apply the lemon to like a grat, and collect the peelings from its skin)  Put the zest in a bowl, and then cut the lemon into four pieces.  Set those pieces aside for now.  Sprinkle some slap yo mama into the bowl, along with a dash of rosemary, and then pour a tbsp  or so of tartar sauce into that bowl.  If you wish, you can also crush the souls of your lemon wedges to put their juice into the bowl.  

Now, to the cooking bit.  Get your butter, and melt it in a skillet.  When it has been liquidized, throw in your lobster, your bowl of of other ingredients, the lemon wedges, and some cashews.  Mix them all together now! Cook on the stove on medium to medium high heat.  It should only take a few minutes before the concoction starts bubbling, that's when it will be ready.
I'm sure it would go great with green beans or some pasta shit.
Enjoy.
-Wolfe, the master chef.

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Serrara Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
hi :3
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'Ello!
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YOYOYo happy birthday buddy!
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Thanks man!
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Happy Birthday!
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Thanks:D
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Yw.
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bloodyaarice Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2017  Professional Filmographer
Happy 15th birthdayyyyyyyy!!!! ^_^
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Candrawjacksship Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks JPI!
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